A woman posted an ad looking for a husband who wouldn’t beat or walk all over her but would still be good in bed. After receiving many applications and finding none suitable, she was about to give up when a man with no arms or legs arrived at her door in a wheelchair.

He explained, “I can’t beat you because I have no arms, and I can’t walk all over you because I have no legs.” When she asked if he was still good in bed, he smiled and replied, “I rang the doorbell, didn’t I?”